sorry in advance for the longness. but i think it reads pretty fast, so here we go.
Rick saunters down the alley, his head down as he tries to protect his eyes from the sheeting rain. The streetlights don’t do much good for him—he’d trip over his own feet in broad daylight. A woman’s slender figure is wrapped around a street sign, leaning seductively against the cold metal. Rick doesn’t notice the other breathing organism on the street until he runs into her.
“Oh…uh, sorry, I didn’t see you,” Rick apologizes quickly as he runs after his gun, which skittered a few feet away when he collided with her.
“That’s fine, baby,” she breathes, flaunting her perfectly white teeth at him. “What’re you doing out this late at night?”
“Just…walking. Trying not to get rained on. Stuff like that.” Rick shrugs and re-pockets his gun.
The woman giggles and struts toward him. “What’s your name?”
“I’m Rick. Rick Hoover. And you?”
“Satine, darling.” She lifts up a finger and tantalizingly traces her long, inhumanly red nail across Rick’s neck. Rick lets out a squeal and jumps back, chuckling softly to himself.
“Don’t do that again,” he warns. “I’m ticklish.”
Satine stares at him, wondering briefly if he was messing with her mind. She shakes this thought from her head quickly and plasters on another smile. “Are you always so ticklish, baby?”
Rick shrugs. “It really depends. I guess when my mom used to tickle me, I’d die. Like, she seriously thought I was going to die, I was laughing so hard. But I think I’ve learned to control it over the years.” He adds this last statement in with a bit of pride.
“Well, good for you, Rick.” She pauses and quickly puts on a false look of concern. “You’re soaking, baby!” She gestures wildly at Rick’s sagging clothing. “My apartment isn’t too far from here; why don’t you follow me and we can get you some dry clothes, maybe some coffee…”
Rick holds his hand up in the air. “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dry clothes sound good, Sarah—”
“It’s Satine,” she interrupts irritably.
“Satine, Satine, right. Sorry. Anyway, dry clothes sound good, but honestly, I’m not much of a coffee drinker. D’you think you have anything else?”
Satine rolls her eyes. Jack better be paying me extra for this one—I don’t need to put up with this. She prepares herself and plasters a fake smile across her face. “Of course! I’ve got hot chocolate, juice, water…”
“Hot chocolate sounds great. Whipped cream?”
“What would it be without whipped cream?”
“Horrible hot chocolate, that’s what!”
Satine can’t shake the feeling that she’s talking to a ten-year-old. “Well then, we should probably get going before we both catch pneumonia out here.” She yanks an umbrella out of her trench coat and invites him to huddle underneath it with her. He accepts the offer and the duo slowly make their way along the shining sidewalk, careful to stay out of puddles deeper than a kiddie pool.
As they slosh down Newbury, a car’s headlights flicker on and gravel is crushed as the car rolls down the street, expertly tailing Rick and Satine.
“How far away is your apartment?” Rick asks. “I feel like we’ve been walking for hours.”
“It’s only been about ten minutes, Ricky,” Satine answers. I wonder where Jack finds these nut jobs. “Be patient, we’re almost there.”
“It must just be the rain messing with my mind,” Rick muses, twirling his gun around his fingers.
“Must be,” Satine mutters under her breath. “So, Rick, how long have you been…doing what you do?”
Rick looks at her, startled. “Doing what I do? What, you mean like my job?”
“Yes.”
Rick shifts his weight from one leg to the other. “Uh, couple years, maybe. Yeah, two or three years.”
Satine bites her lip thoughtfully. She decides to pull out something a little risky, just to gauge Rick’s reaction to similar events and questions. “Can I hold your gun?”
Rick freezes in his tracks and stares at Satine. “No, no, no,” he answers. “That’s 110% against company policy.”
“Oh, so you work for a company?”
“Yeah. I work for the company of myself.”
“Oh.” Satine’s voice trails off. “All right, then. We’re here.” She stops in front of a tall dilapidated apartment building with a green awning out front to keep patrons out of the elements. There are no lights on except the main one out front, signaling that at least one person was home. The four steps leading up to the main entrance are made of concrete but still feel unsteady under Rick’s feet. He scampers up them as though he’s on lily pads.
“What a…lovely place you have here,” he falters, struggling to come up with the right description without sounding like a complete jerk.
“It’s a trashy dump; you don’t need to try and act nice,” Satine assures him.
“Okay, then. This is possibly the ugliest housing development I’ve ever seen,” Rick rephrases.
“Um, thanks.”
“Not a problem. Any time.”
The floors inside are damp and waterlogged from the constant rain—they too sag under Rick’s weight, and he’s devastated to see that he has to climb a whole flight of the soggy stairs.
“I guess it’d be stupid and pointless to ask if there’s an elevator in here?” he asks meekly.
“You guessed right. Now come on, it’s not helping our colds standing here.” She grabs a measuring cup and scoops up some kitty litter from a nearby box filled with the stuff. She shakes it out over the damp wooden floor in an attempt to absorb some of the water and grabs Rick’s hand, leading him upstairs.
A few seconds later, a man—the same man in the car—struts into the lobby in a trench coat with a black hat that shadows his eyes and most of his face. He walks with his shoulders slumped. A middle-aged man looks up from his newspaper, not recognizing this new face. As the man makes his way up the stairs, Newspaper Guy yells out to him. “Excuse me, sir; are you here to see someone? Because if—” Before he can finish his sentence the man whips a gun out of his jacket pocket and shoots Newspaper Guy in the head with the aim of a sniper. He re-pockets the gun and slinks up a few more steps before glancing back down at his handiwork. Newspaper Guy’s blood is being soaked up by his newspaper and the kitty litter he collapsed into. What a way to go.
A car suddenly passes by, its headlights illuminating the inside of the lobby. The man’s grip on the railing tightens as his shadow behind the bars of the stairway is plastered up against the wall for a split second. Shuddering slightly, he takes the rest of the stairs two at a time, searching for the pair.
“Oh, well, hold on a second…” Rick begins, trying in vain to protest against the fact that Satine had had him “make himself at home” in a chair at the table and was now tying his wrists behind his back as they spoke.
She stands up triumphantly and wipes her hands against each other, as if Rick had a slime covering his body when she touched him. “You must know why you’re here now, right?”
“…not exactly, no. Should I?”
Satine pretends to mull this over. “Yeah, you probably should.” As if on cue, a man dressed from head to toe in black steps out of the shadows, a gun in his hand. Rick’s eyes widen and he chuckles nervously.
“You, um, you can, go back in the, shadows, if you want. No need for you to be here. Shoo?” It comes out more like a question, and Rick’s voice is high.
“You owe me $250,000, Rick Hoover,” the man says in a deep voice.
“For what?” The man reaches out and slaps Rick hard across the face.
“You know damn well what. You and I gambled awhile back, made some bets on whether or not a certain sports team was going to win it all. You lost big time and gave me a check for $250 thou. Well guess what, Sunshine?”
Rick shrugs as much as he can.
“Your check bounced, Hoover. It bounced hard. And I need my money.”
“For what? Drugs?”
“None of your business, Hoover!” The man whips the gun against Rick’s shoulder, trying to inflict pain and intimidation, but instead getting Rick to snicker.
“That didn’t hurt,” he taunts. “And besides, you think I have $250,000 on me right this second? You’re even more nuts than I thought.”
The man cocks his gun and points it at the side of Rick’s head. “You’re gonna take me to your house right now, Hoover, and if you don’t have the money, then I’m just gonna take everything you own until it amounts to $250,000.”
Rick scoffs. “Good luck—all I’ve got in my house is a TV, cordless phone, and the entire Seinfeld series on DVD. Oh, and a mini-fridge.”
“You’ve gotta be kidding me.”
“Wish I was, pal.”
“No, you’re definitely kidding me. I’ve seen your apartment; you’re loaded, and it’s all because of my money!” He beckons for Satine to untie Rick while tossing her a pair of handcuffs. “Get him into those; we’re leaving now.”
Satine jerks Rick up and snaps the metal around his wrists, following the man while dragging Rick behind her. They open the door, and standing in the doorway is the man who shot down Newspaper Guy, his gun pointed in their faces.
“Big Tony Thompson,” the man spits out.
“Steve Watson. I thought you were dead,” Tony accuses.
Steve holds his gun steady while shaking his head. “Still kickin’, Tony.” H jerks his head toward Rick. “Gimme him, you’re under arrest.”
“For what? You’ve got nothing.”
Steve rolls his eyes. “Tax evasion, illegal drug trafficking—I wouldn’t be surprised if you were high right now—and the vice president of the Alcohol Lovers Anonymous committee. Should I keep going?” He cocks his gun and prepares to shoot. “Gimme him.”
“Uh, ‘him’ has a name, Steve,” Rick points out.
“Shut up, Hoover,” Tony snaps, striking Rick across the face with the butt of his gun, almost knocking him off his feet.
“You really need to learn when to keep your mouth shut,” Satine advises.
“Yeah, I’ll get right on that.”
Tony and Steve stare at each other for a few seconds, each with his gun drawn. Suddenly, there’s a storm of feet parading up the stairs, and Tony can’t help but smirk as he sees who’s behind Steve.
“Steven Watson, you’re under arrest.” Steve whips around, stunned. “What? How can I be under arrest? What’d I do?”
“Sources say that you killed Devon Clark.”
“Who?”
“The man downstairs, Watson.” The police officer grabs Steve’s hands and shoves them in handcuffs. He looks up and does a double take when he sees Tony. “Boys, we’ve got Big Tony up here, too!” he yells.
“You don’t have to yell, we’re right here,” a man Steve recognizes as Jacob Anderson, mutters. “That’s pretty lucky, though.” Jacob draws his gun out and points it at Tony. Tony nudges Satine, trying to tell her to take Rick and go out the fire escape; he’d meet them later. Jacob notices this and fires close to Tony’s feet.
“Not necessary, not necessary!” Rick yelps, startled.
“Drop it, Tony,” Jacob chides, sounding like he’s addressing a dog with a slipper in his mouth. As if on cue, a small swarm of police officers floods into the apartment, shackling Tony and herding him and Steve out into the hall. Rick and Satine are forgotten as the squad escorts Tony and Steve down the stairs and into undercover cruisers waiting on the curb.
Rick and Satine glance at each other, both feeling a tad bit awkward. “So…” Rick begins.
“Yeah.”
“Wanna go get a burger or something?”
Satine’s eyes brighten at the mention of food. “Sounds good to me.”
The duo makes their way downstairs, treading carefully on the strained steps.
“Hey,” Rick says suddenly, “you wouldn’t happen to have the key to these handcuffs, would you?”
Satine shakes her head. “Tony kept them in a secret place he never told me.”
Rick sighs and rolls his eyes. “Wonderful,” he mutters. “Just…perfect.”









